Kash pyar ka insurance ho jata
Pyar karne se pehle premium bharwaya jata
Pyar mein wafa mili to theek warna
Bewafaon pe jo kharcha hota uska claim to mil jata
Funny Shayari 2.
Meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha
Meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha
Maine propose kiya SMS se
Kambakht woh uski shadi tak pending tha
Funny shayari 3.
Khud ka bachcha roye to dil mein dard hota hai
Kisi aur ka roye to sar mein dard hota hai
Khud ki biwi roye to bhi sar mein dard hota hai
Kisi aur ki roye to dil mein dard hota hai
Funny shayari 4.
Jab koi Zindagi mein bahut khas ban jaye
Uske baare mein sochna hi uska ehsas ban jaye
To maang lena khuda se use Zindagi bhar ke liye
Is se pahle ki uski maa kisi aur ki saas ban jaye
Funny shayari 5.
Nazar na lag jaye Aankhon mein kajal laga lo
Ham kahte hai Aankhon mein kajal hi nahin
Ho sake to
Gale mein neeboo mirchi chappal bhi latka lo
Funny shayari 6.
Nazaren mili to khyalat kho gaye
Nazren jhuki to savalaat ho gaye
Aur itna ghumaya use pyar mein
Shoping karate karate kangaal ho gaye
Funny shayari 7.
Arz kiya hai
Beizzati aur Biwi ajeeb cheej hoti hai
Gaur farmaiyega
Beizzati aur Biwi ajeeb cheej hoti hai
Achchhi tabhi lagti hai jab dusre ki hoti hai
Funny shayari 8.
Kis kis ka naam le apni barbadi me
Babut log aaye the Duayen dene shadi me
Funny shayari 9.
Zulfo me phoolon ko saja kar aayi hai
Chehre se Dupatta utha kar aayi hai
Kisi ne pucha ki kitni khubsoorat lag rahi hai
Hamne kaha shayad aaj naha kar aayi hai
Funny shayari 10.
Wo bewafa hai to kya hua mat bura kaho usko
Tum mujh se set ho jao duffa karo usko
#collected
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